Eat Taco Bell's New 'Beef Crunch Burrito'

I never eat at Taco Bell. Welp, the last time I did I was in college -- and that's been a while. So, when I saw a commercial for Taco Bell's new Beef Crunch Burrito -- with Flamin' Hot Fritos inside (seriously?!) -- I knew this would be some serious sh*t I'd never do.

Here it is right out of the drive thru window.

I could see the Fritos poking through the tortilla wrap.

Oh boy, here we so. 

Wait! I wanna cut this thing in half -- to be sure everyone sees the Fritos -- or whatever the grossness is.

The bite.

The judgment.

Okay. Ya know what? Not horrible. Basically it's beef burrito with crunch. So, sort of okay. Sort of spicy too (warning to all).

Will I ever order it again? Hello no.
Come on, people -- chips do not belong inside other foods. Riiiight?

Blah.

Two hours later the taste is still in my mouth.

Get My New Year's Tarot Reading

New Year's Resolution #1 - Get back to writing on this blog. And actually do it! I have learned over the past year it's hard to force myself to do something I really don't want to do ... and this has been my excuse. But, I gotta suck it up. I wanna give it another go.

So, to kick off the New Year, I find a nice little invite in my Gmail for a free tarot reading from Tarot.com. Normally this is something I would immediately click 'delete,' but I wanted to make change. So, I did it. And here's what I got ....

Okay, so.... I really not sure what to get out of this but ... it can't be good that I got The Devil, riiiight?

The only other time in my life when I had a tarot card reading, the reader literally stared at the table and was like ... "Hmmm this is very confusing. Not sure what to make of this."  Welp, fan-freakin-tastic.

So, by just looking at this I'm seeing similar contradictions ... 2011 should be a wild ride.