Eat Taco Bell's New 'Beef Crunch Burrito'

I never eat at Taco Bell. Welp, the last time I did I was in college -- and that's been a while. So, when I saw a commercial for Taco Bell's new Beef Crunch Burrito -- with Flamin' Hot Fritos inside (seriously?!) -- I knew this would be some serious sh*t I'd never do.

Here it is right out of the drive thru window.

I could see the Fritos poking through the tortilla wrap.

Oh boy, here we so. 

Wait! I wanna cut this thing in half -- to be sure everyone sees the Fritos -- or whatever the grossness is.

The bite.

The judgment.

Okay. Ya know what? Not horrible. Basically it's beef burrito with crunch. So, sort of okay. Sort of spicy too (warning to all).

Will I ever order it again? Hello no.
Come on, people -- chips do not belong inside other foods. Riiiight?

Blah.

Two hours later the taste is still in my mouth.

Get My New Year's Tarot Reading

New Year's Resolution #1 - Get back to writing on this blog. And actually do it! I have learned over the past year it's hard to force myself to do something I really don't want to do ... and this has been my excuse. But, I gotta suck it up. I wanna give it another go.

So, to kick off the New Year, I find a nice little invite in my Gmail for a free tarot reading from Tarot.com. Normally this is something I would immediately click 'delete,' but I wanted to make change. So, I did it. And here's what I got ....

Okay, so.... I really not sure what to get out of this but ... it can't be good that I got The Devil, riiiight?

The only other time in my life when I had a tarot card reading, the reader literally stared at the table and was like ... "Hmmm this is very confusing. Not sure what to make of this."  Welp, fan-freakin-tastic.

So, by just looking at this I'm seeing similar contradictions ... 2011 should be a wild ride.

Craft My Halloween Costume

What could possibly go wrong??? ... Ehhhh...

Can anyone guess what this mess could possibly be???

Crash a Hotel Pool

I had the day off. I don't have a pool in my apartment building. I decided to take matters into my own hands.

Yes, that's right. I walked into a hotel I had no business being at, acted like I belonged, and went right up to the rooftop pool. Unlike Vegas, there were no guards at the door. So, I entered the pool, grabbed a lounge char, towel and made myself at home.

Ordered a margarita.

Made friends with some flight attendants from Houston.

And relaxed.

Btw. I do have two feet. This picture is bizarre.

Be a Crazy World Cup Super Fan

I have been dragged to bars to watch football, hockey and even college basketball, but never soccer.  So Saturday afternoon's outing to my neighborhood bar for the USA vs. Ghana World Cup game was my first.

All I can say is, man, have I been missing out. This was a televised gaming experience like no other. Sure at normal football games there's cheering but these drunks took cheering to a whole new level. Not only did they cheer but ... they sang songs!  I had no idea! Sing-a-long songs! Made up ones and classics -- even awkward performances of "America The Beautiful." Drunks singing "America The Beautiful" = comic gold.

I enjoyed this crew, especially for the uber-generous free shots of Patron being passed around (no rail liquor here).

... and this is when we lost.
lol. jk.

This dude was my favorite. He liked to scream "American" -- followed by a cheer of "F*ck YEAH!"and then him singing along for another 15 minutes. I have been told it's from the movie "Team America." Watching this movie would have to be a whole other post.

My only regret about going to this World Cup game ... not wearing my red, white and blue bikini. (Thanks a lot, Steve.)